Balls, Balls, Balls, Balls of Steel EDITION BABY!!!!

Posted: February 11, 2011 by Tim Utley in News and Updates
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2K Games announced this beauty of a collector’s edition today.  The DNF CE has been so eloquently called the Balls of Steel Edition (fitting title if you ask me).  It is a Gamestop and Amazon exclusive so you now know where to find it.  How much will it run you?  A measly 100 greenbacks to obtain greatness.  2k Games hasn’t made an official announcement for what I am about to say, but if that certificate of authenticity pictured above is any indication of how limited this edition will be, I would jump on it sooner than later (approx. 2000 per system).  I know the picture says what is available in the Balls of Steel edition but because I am a nice guy (and maybe some of you can’t read the tiny ass print) I will list the contents below.

Contents of the Balls of Steel Edition:

  • Collectible bust of Duke himself (Carpe Nukem motherf$$ckers)
  • Numbered Limited edition certificate of authenticity (what I alluded to earlier)
  • 100 Page Hardcover Book – History, Legacy & Legend: Duke Nukem Forever Art from the Vault
  • Duke Nukem Forever Postcard series
  • Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem sticker
  • Duke Nukem Forever Collectible comic book
  • Duke Nukem Forever foldable paper craft (whatever the fuck that means)
  • Duke Nukem Forever poker chips
  • Duke Nukem Forever mini-card deck
  • Duke Nukem Forever radioactive emblem dice

There you have it folks.  And remember to BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.  Go pre-order DNF now or be prepared to HAIL TO THE KING BABY.   BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, I’VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL.  I love Duke-isms.


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